Considering the rather large amount of pictures taken, I'm going to take the next couple of posts to go over this trip.
Day 1: The Post-Dinner Twaddle
FYI, when the Burwell sisters are together there is bound to be some squirreliness. And that there was. Except this time instead of leaving with ridiculous videos of Brynne's most hilarious impressions and Briana's killer dance moves, it was all manifested in one super mentally defective photo shoot.
With countless red eyes, terrible picture quality, and signature creeper looks, this goes into history as the most unattractive series of pictures since Lindsay Lohan's last court hearing. Harsh.
Here's the line-up. Eat your heart out.
|Briana. 27. SLC. Likes organic food and exotic men.|
Aspires to be Justin Timberlake's #1 backup dancer.
|Britney. 22. WA. Likes Postum and Adam's lips.|
Aspires to be Karl Lagerfeld's next "It Girl."
|Brynne. 20. ID. Likes Oreos and creeping out little kids.|
Aspires to be JLo's child separated at birth.
Oh yes, that's how we finish things.