A man walks up to a horse.
Man: Why the long face?
Horse: My son has cancer.
I died laughing.
Feel free to die as well.
I also made Nutella brownies today...which are currently staring at me from the kitchen counter.
I don't want to be rude. So bye.
Also, husband and I have a date tonight.
(Tub+Movie+Brownies) = the secret to a successful marriage.
If everyone would get it together and actually spend some married time together,
preferably sans cotton, there'd be way less divorce.